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Man crashes car for Steve Jobs?
It appears as if the kiwis aren't taking to the reality distortion field very well...
According to local news reports, a man in New Zealand crashed his car into a church and was then pulled from the car clutching a laptop and shouting "Steve Jobs."
Insert iPhone, Leopard, or Mac security joke here.
Perhaps we're all at fault for this one. What with the "Jesus Phone" and "Saint Stevie" monikers, combined with the unchecked fervor of the fanboy communities, it was almost inevitable that someone would flip out and go kamikaze.
Please, if you do get the urge to abandon all capacity for logical thought and dedicate your very being to the betterment of Apple, stick with the conventional, non-violent methods: Digg every pro-Apple blog post you find, flame any article that dares to suggest fallibility on the part of Apple, or just go and get a job at the Apple Store.
Our condolences to the woman who was injured in the incident, obviously this was a terrible occurrence and we don't wish to make fun of innocent people sustaining life-threatening injuries, but this one was just too good to pass up.
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